Charlie Sheen: man of whoas

Can Charlie Sheen shoot himself in the foot any more? Actually at this point I think his entire foot is gone...maybe even some leg as well. I think HE needs to see Ferris Bueller now!

Boy in Police Station: There's someone you should talk to.
Jeannie: If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle.
Boy in Police Station: Oh, you know him?