ONE...DAY...LEFT!!!

Curse you, you vile year of overwhelming distaste!

As of right now, this wretched, disgusting, unsavory, nerve shattering, on-the-edge-of-near-oblivion year called 2009 is ONE DAY from being over, dead, gone forever, WIPED FROM THE FACE OF THE CALENDAR!!! Only to make way for the wonderfully fresh, delicious, nutritious, career back on track inducing, brightly lit, opportunity filled doors opening up to the sound of triumphant music year of 2010!

And if you listen out your windows right after the strike of midnight tomorrow night, you just might hear the sound of an editor in Hollywood screaming out "DIE, DIE, DIE AS YOU DESERVE TO, 2009!!!" as he waves his middle finger at those evil forces who would bring him down! BEGONE, TROLIPS!